Two things I said I’d never do,

When I became a Mummy,

Were let them watch too much TV,

Or supply them with a dummy.

…

And now that I’ve become a Mum,

I know that was naive.

I’ve done things that my former self

Just would not believe!

…

But when I’m up for work at 6

I’ll happily admit,

At 3am it’s dummy time!

(I’m such a hypocrite). 😩