My favourite things about going to work

Are, not surprisingly,

Going to the toilet on my own

And finishing cups of tea. 😍

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Oh it’s nice to read an article,

As every parent knows,

Without the 15 verses of

‘Head shoulders knees and toes’.

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And even lunching at my desk

Is a relaxing place to be,

When no one’s chanting on repeat

‘Mummy’, ‘Mummy’, ‘MUMMY!’.