My favourite things about going to work
Are, not surprisingly,
Going to the toilet on my own
And finishing cups of tea. 😍
Oh it’s nice to read an article,
As every parent knows,
Without the 15 verses of
‘Head shoulders knees and toes’.
And even lunching at my desk
Is a relaxing place to be,
When no one’s chanting on repeat
‘Mummy’, ‘Mummy’, ‘MUMMY!’.