Black Friday? It can eff off. I

Don’t care how much you save.

The thought of going to the shops?

I’m really not that brave. 😝

…

Add a toddler to the mix,

Now that would be self harm.

Those queues? You’re kidding me, I’d rather 

Chew off my own arm. 😬

…

In fact, I rarely go out shopping

Now I am a mum.

All my stuff’s from Amazon.

They are my new best chum. 😍