Black Friday? It can eff off. I
Don’t care how much you save.
The thought of going to the shops?
I’m really not that brave. 😝
Add a toddler to the mix,
Now that would be self harm.
Those queues? You’re kidding me, I’d rather
Chew off my own arm. 😬
In fact, I rarely go out shopping
Now I am a mum.
All my stuff’s from Amazon.
They are my new best chum. 😍