Anyone else had that alarm

Go off inside their head?

Mine went off at 4am,

Whilst I was still in bed. 😲

…

How many weeks to go is it?

It can’t be less than 10?

Then dun dun dah, oh shit. It will

Be Christmas time again. 😬

…

I haven’t bought a single thing!

I’d better move my arse,

Before the queue in every single 

Shop becomes a farce. 🤨