Birthday present

For my birthday last weekend,

I had just one request.

As far as birthday presents go,

This one would be the best. 🤩

It didn’t have a price tag and,

You can’t buy it online.

And it was not a trip away,

Or going out to dine. 🤔

I thought it not a lot to ask.

‘Twas not perfume or flowers.

All that I wanted was peace

And quiet for two hours. 🤫