Last week I was out for dinner

Two nights in a row.

(For all my childless pals, that will

Not seem like much I know). 😜

You see when you have kids, they come

With quite a lot of guilt,

And you cannot get rid of it.

The damn stuff is inbuilt. 😝

So getting home when they’re asleep?

You’ll miss their wee face, and

The guilt kicks in, you feel like the

Worst parent in the land. 😳