Selective deafness

Our wee one has selective deafness.

Sometimes they can’t hear,

Especially if they are getting

A flea in their ear. 🤔

If they are doing something naughty,

They can blank me out,

And they will only register it

If I really shout. 😠

Sometimes though, I’m sure they’d hear

Me dropping a pin.

Their ears become bionic if I

Open the biscuit tin. 🤨