Eating out in restaurants, well
It could go either way,
And the thought of it going south’s
Enough to turn you grey. 😱
Today we had a model child,
And lunch with no mishaps.
But really only coz we let them
Eat a load of crap. 🤫
So most times walking into cafe’s
Like Russian roulette.
You never know which side of toddler
You are going to get. 😬