Today we made the big mistake

Of taking toddler to

A famous high street store, where their dreams

Really can come true. 😉

…

I am not exaggerating,

They were mesmerised.

That’s no accident, it is

The way it’s merchandised. 🤨

…

Toddler wanted everything.

We settled on one toy.

It’s like they’re selling crack for kids!

Now that store, we’ll avoid. 😝