Recently we’ve seen the signs

Of the terrible twos.

No longer is our toddler doing

What we want them to. 🤨

…

At the moment, there’s no pattern,

Not that I can see.

They seem to have their little tantrums

Indiscriminately. 😡

…

And so we have employed new tactics.

They work like a dream.

We basically ignore our child

Till they run out of steam. 😜