On Mother’s Day you still do all the
Things you normally do.
The only difference is you get
A card to say ‘thank you’. 🙄
And to get a bunch of flowers
Really is lovely.
It totally makes up for the times
You’re up at half past three. 🤣
I don’t mean to sound ungrateful,
But it would be swell,
If my present was a night
Alone in a hotel. 😜