On Mother’s Day you still do all the

Things you normally do.

The only difference is you get

A card to say ‘thank you’. 🙄

…

And to get a bunch of flowers

Really is lovely.

It totally makes up for the times

You’re up at half past three. 🤣

…

I don’t mean to sound ungrateful,

But it would be swell,

If my present was a night

Alone in a hotel. 😜