Would not have thought it possible

But, oh yes, it is true.

Two solid days of hassle from

A toddler’s midnight spew. 🤢

…

Carnage doesn’t cover it.

It’s biblical I’d pick.

There was not a single thing

That had escaped the sick.

…

Growbag, sleep pod, sheet and vest

Mattress, floor and cot.

Two days later I’m still washing

To make it through the lot. 😩