I’m pretty sure our washing basket

Breeds while we’re asleep.

There’s no way we have worn that many

Clothes in just one week! 😱

…

I’ve employed some drastic tactics

To reduce the vast amount.

But it doesn’t seem to make a dent.

There’s more than I can count!

…

I used to wear my clothes just once.

My self-indulgence was obscene.

Now it is a win if I spend

Three days in my jeans! ⭐️🙂