I’m pretty sure our washing basket
Breeds while we’re asleep.
There’s no way we have worn that many
Clothes in just one week! 😱
I’ve employed some drastic tactics
To reduce the vast amount.
But it doesn’t seem to make a dent.
There’s more than I can count!
I used to wear my clothes just once.
My self-indulgence was obscene.
Now it is a win if I spend
Three days in my jeans! ⭐️🙂