Remember when your Valentine’s
Was fizz and a nice meal.
Perfume, chocolates, steak for two.
So spoiled you would feel. 😍
…
Now, (if a babysitter
You’ve managed to find),
You won’t be ordering champagne
And you’ll be home by nine. 😫
…
So if staying home is on the cards,
And you’ve worked all day,
Go ahead and treat yourself.
Order takeaway. 😜