Remember when your Valentine’s

Was fizz and a nice meal.

Perfume, chocolates, steak for two.

So spoiled you would feel. 😍

…

Now, (if a babysitter

You’ve managed to find),

You won’t be ordering champagne

And you’ll be home by nine. 😫

…

So if staying home is on the cards,

And you’ve worked all day,

Go ahead and treat yourself.

Order takeaway. 😜