I used to eat quite healthily

And had my five a day.

Junk food didn’t interest me.

I’d not be led astray.

…

But something happens when you have

A child. They seem to make

You scoff a lot of Mars Bars and

Consume a lot of cake. 🤔

…

Now I’m back at work I’m trying

Not to be as bad,

You never know, one day I might

Have fruit and a salad. 😇