I know that we are British, and

We should appreciate

The few and far between times when

The weather’s bloomin’ great. 😎

…

But when the gro egg’s flashing red,

With that unsettling frown,

Our only mission is to get

The temperature down. 🤨

…

But we have reached the stage when it

Won’t come down any more,

So now we’ve even had to open

Up the attic door. 😂