And so the time has come, my friends,

We cannot be blasé.

From now on we must rein it in, and

Watch the things we say. 🤫

…

Toddler loves to copy us.

They take in everything.

We must be careful what we’re passing

Onto our offspring. 🤔

…

It’s best behaviour from now on,

We must be more aware.

Pretend we’re live on channel 4,

And try hard not to swear. 🤭