This week Mummy’s introduced

The rule of just one chance,

And she will be enforcing it in

In every circumstance. 😬

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Until now there’s been no need

To be a hardliner.

As all the altercations have been

Really pretty minor. 😇

…

Now that things are escalating,

Mum won’t mess about.

She won’t be taking any prisoners,

One strike and you’re out! 🤨