Tiny little bits of toys

Are my new nightmare.

Bloody hell, they LITERALLY

Could be anywhere! 🙄

…

Every single night you’ll find me

Scrabbling round the floor.

Looking under furniture and

Behind every door. 🤨

…

Some nights it takes fecking ages,

And you’ll hear me curse.

But explaining why the toy won’t work

Is infinitely worse! 😆