Before I owned a person,

I was a bit blazé.

Out for dinner after work,

Booking holidays. 🤭

…

I wonder if I’ll ever get

Back on a plane again,

As taking children on a flight’s like

Parenting level 10. 😅

…

Respect to those who’ve done it.

I think you’re really brave,

As there’s no way of predicting how

Your offspring will behave. 😬