We have negotiations daily,

Then we make a deal.

You can watch a DVD,

Please just eat your meal. 🤨

…

And putting on the dreaded shoes

Can be a nightmare,

Unless I say we’re going out

In the car somewhere. 🤭

…

Compromising’s difficult

And I frequently fail,

Coz toddler’s turning out to be

A master at blackmail. 😱