Since I’ve had a little one,

I haven’t had a drink.

Now, if I was hungover,

I’d actually die I think. 🤢

…

Hangovers in the olden days

They were not very nice,

But a hangover now would be

An existential crisis! 🤯

…

So I’ll just have one glass of wine

And be in bed by ten.

Will I ever be brave enough

To have a drink again? 🤔